Turns out we’ve already achieved the singularity but nobody knew because it happened to a bottling machine.

Turns out we’ve already achieved the singularity but nobody knew because it happened to a bottling machine.

This is brilliant. Not well targeted, since I’ve never been to Ann Arbor. But brilliant, once you realize that AADL is Ann Arbor District Library.

This is brilliant. Not well targeted, since I’ve never been to Ann Arbor. But brilliant, once you realize that AADL is Ann Arbor District Library.

Hope you and your angry Cheez-It are also having a cool yule

Hope you and your angry Cheez-It are also having a cool yule

The bottle has been in the fridge for 3-4 years, but 2018 is the year it became a Christmas Night tradition. #killepitsch

The bottle has been in the fridge for 3-4 years, but 2018 is the year it became a Christmas Night tradition. #killepitsch