Can an airport half-ass a hot dog? Emphatically yes.
TFW you’re reading the liner notes of a local self-released CD & oh BTW Rick Marotta played drums.
We spent a jillion bucks on our new condo but ran out of money when it came time to buy windowshades.
O Lord direct us to do thy will
Welcome to #Durham! (Madison between Corporation and Geer, to be exact.)
Oh. Oh my. Fried chicken.
I’m not a Real Dad, but I did spend a lot of time tonight worrying that someone would get hurt on the pointy bits of these steps.
You have got to be kidding me
If yr gonna drive a German luxury car, you should be required to tart it up like this one, IMHO.
Doing my part #nationalhotdogday
