Someday, if you live a good clean life, one of your friends’ neighbors will move out and leave a giant pile of blu-rays in the apartment lobby. And that friend will think “who do I know who would want a giant pile of blu-rays?” And if you are especially lucky, your name will be the first one that springs to their mind.

Someday, if you live a good clean life, one of your friends’ neighbors will move out and leave a giant pile of blu-rays in the apartment lobby. And that friend will think “who do I know who would want a giant pile of blu-rays?” And if you are especially lucky, your name will be the first one that springs to their mind.

If you knew why I was at the Lincoln on a Monday, you’d probably also be here. If you don’t know, you probably wouldn’t care either way. If you wanted to be here but couldn’t face the commute from Durham: I’m sorry I didn’t offer to carpool!

If you knew why I was at the Lincoln on a Monday, you’d probably also be here. If you don’t know, you probably wouldn’t care either way. If you wanted to be here but couldn’t face the commute from Durham: I’m sorry I didn’t offer to carpool!